I can recommend two things in life Friends and shoes. A friend will defend 'till the end Shoes will let you cruise the streets A friend will try to mend you when broken Shoes will soften, and mould to you Like a lover in bed. Friends pick you up when you are down Shoes become missiles ready to be thrown. But, as a woman I can say the play from shoes is better than friendly play, Shoes attract, friends detract. Both are needed Just not on the same day!
“If *** were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.” ― Jarod Kintz “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, '****, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx