Pills, pills for the mentally ill The more you take, the worse you'll feel So down the hatch Yep down your throat Very soon you'll be wearing this coat A hug me jacket tarnished in white With buckles and straps wound so tight But for now some side effects I wrote Down here on this pretty little note Increased thoughts of suicide And harsh voices to which you can't hide Nausea, drooling, and anxiety too And whoever seems to be "after you" We'll put you to sleep You won't make another peep Strap you to a cozy bed where you'll slumber Pump you till you're as cool as a cucumber To which we'll add you to our lovely garden No ifs, buts, or beg your pardons What's the matter? You seem unwell You're as mad as a hatter This I can tell So don't start a spell Don't start a clatter We'll pick up those pieces to which your mind has shattered Just take this pill In fact why not stay You're better off here anyway!