This time of year, When trees go bare And snow covers our ground, I come down With a seasonal disease... Weeks prior to Christmas Eve.
The onset is a distant twinkle Shimmering in the deep; That gives me such a nuanced twitch... I itch to hang a wreath.
And when I sneeze, I'm joyfully pleased To shop for such and stuff. I horde it in a secret place, Then worry I've not enough.
When my muscles get tired and weak, My back gets bent and sore, When my body starts to sweat... I await the seasonal cure.
I'll run a fever, hullucinate, Take to my bed and wait. Don't present me meds, Don't ring me up a nurse, I'll protest and rave. This winter ailment, This gifting curse, My present proclivity, Will only break Come Christmas morn. Oh Come, Oh Come Nativity.