If you’re feeling sinister Have your mom call the minister Nail you to your splintered cross Let him purify your thoughts Regurgitate old bible verses To further rid you of your curses Leave your woes and your coven Take your head out of the oven Swear, kick, bite, and scream Just like Linda on the screen Put down your crucifix Get off your cross of sticks There are pills they can administer If you’re feeling sinister Florescent coats, fluorescent lighting Padded walls to stop the fighting You’re words and tasks become repetitive You needed a stimulant, they gave you a sedative Tell them the truth, they’ll correct it You won't get better looking for an exit So turn off the TV. You with your poison-filled i.v. Swap your identity For some medical remedy Don’t you know they’ll take you out of school If you’re feeling a little cruel? Keep your head down in the halls Ignore the writing on the walls Don’t listen to the slamming doors They can’t live here anymore No, the room hasn’t gotten colder You’re just simply growing older Ignore your phantom visitors If you’re feeling sinister