Am I drunk on the thought of you, Or drunk trying to erase it? Let's face it We can probably trace it Back to a certain night or two After a couple shot turned into that plus a few And pinpoint hindsight warnings of why we shouldn't have chased it "Why did we decide to continue?" While standing in the midst of it Neither of us knew No wait, that's bull $hit Mixed with cow poo So much more than not a good fit Too dysfunctional to keep it basic Far too broken, Or stubborn, To replace it The end was nearer than the beginning of this reckless trek Like some kind of voodoo hex preformed in a parents basement, A bad magic trick Or joke gone cosmic We knew it Because we saw it Even enjoyed living it for a hole second Go collect your winnings if you bet we couldn't Because we couldn't, We blew it Though the end was nothing new It barley brought any blue But still we pretended we had no clue Of course that isn't true It was coming right for us, and quick Tried to sneak around it, Then tried dodging it, There was no jumping out of the way last minute We never had a chance and had to admit it We weren't equipped to brace for it Now we get to pay for it But these days, who can afford it?