What fell off the back of a lorry?
enquired Dixon of 'knock off green'

ooh,
I seen him on the telly
he was the rather jolly one
and not the laughing one
sadly
they're both gone now
and people mix them up,

that blue lamp I saw
matched the colour of my mood,
I swore
there and then to go on the
straight and narrow
and never again fall foul
of the law
or off the back of a lorry.