A few Christmases ago I put up a thing, it was quite seasonal and quite funny I thought It was adapted from a small playlet I'd once written many years before It was quite long though and I doubted whether many would ever read it But I remembered it was a lot of fun to write So I put it up anyway not expecting much And surprisingly it actually seemed to do very well A lot of people seemed to read it and like it One of my fellow poet colleagues she was so impressed she even bought a star for it I thought to myself "That means it would have appeared on the front page for a time " Then I thought "Y'know that's a bit like getting a Christmas No 1 in the music charts, appearing on the 'front page' isn't it" (A Christmas No 1 in the UK music charts was always a big deal) I thought to myself "Well now you can die happy, when you go upstairs to the pearly gates You'll be standing there with all the other guys and they'll be all shaking and trembling in fear. But I won't be shaking, I'll be standing there like I didn't have a care in the world And when God would come out and start questioning each of the new applicants He'd finally come to me, and he'd point his big fearsome finger down at me and ask "So what did you do when you were down on Earth ?" And I'll look back at him real unconcerned and cocky like and then I'll point my own finger right back at him and say "Christmas No 1 Big G" And he'd be gobsmacked, yea he'd be wowed by this He'd start stuttering and stammering "Wow! You... you.. you mean you had a Christmas No 1.,. just like.. just like the Pogues Fairytale of New York" Then I'd have to correct him "No! The Pogues never got to No 1 they only got to Number 2, they were held off the No 1 spot by the Pet Shop Boys with their cover of "Always on my mind" The Pogues should have been No 1 as their song was an original one not a cover ". God will probably ask me then"Always on my mind, how did that one go again " And I'd have to start to hum it for him"You were always on my mind (and then the keyboards kick in) do do do do/ do do doo You were always on my mind And then the bridge or chorus "Showw me, show me that your sweet love hasn't died/ You were always on my mind-d-d/You were always on my mind" And God will start humming it with me "Do do do do/do de do Do de do do/do do do " Then suddenly he'll stop and shout over at St. Peter "Hey Peter, roll out the red carpet, we got royalty coming ".
A bit of fun, I don't believe in Judgement days (just another way to scare and control people), the harshest judge in Life is usually one's own self I think ;Happy Christmas everyone! 🎄🥳🥂