I love that Jewish **** I know it’s better than whatever **** That you’ve been gettin’ It’s Israeli and it’s rarely being used *****? Just look at you ***** You spent an hour in the shower Feeling useless Until you had the realization That the water’s lubrication’s Even worse than when you use spit
You know, I’m all about the Benjamins But I’m chilling on the Abrahams
That’s a little too hasidic For a person who’s obsessively Collecting all the circumcised Erections in this city
‘Cause he’s orthodox, get it?
written after an old friend informed me of her preferences