She steals candles from the craft store. I stole a ceramic rooster for her and said, “Here’s your ****.” We rock the stores like they’re our *****. It’s like an itch that has to be scratched. We get drunk, and It’s game on—it’s a high like ******* in public, like that first shot when you’re shaking and sick. Someday, it will all come crashing down, but until then, it’s the flash of lightning and the crown.