He came up to me this guy and introduced himself "Hello", he said, "I'm You" I looked at him uncomprehendingly, even a little afraid I thought 'How can you be me, I'm me... not you' It's like he'd come to take me over He was after my pronouns He wanted to own me It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers Or the Angel of Death, the Grim Reaper come to get me I was about to take off running down the road I thought "You can't take me, I... I'm already taken Then I thought 'If you're me then who am I, I'm what then.... Maybe that was it, maybe I was a What now And he... he was a What-not or a not-What "You! You're You", I said back to him a little doubtfully "You", he said again this time with emphasis, "You O'Brien" I looked at him closely "You, you're You O'Brien" I said slowly confirming what he'd just said/told me Then it hit me You!... Hugh the Borg from Star Trek (the Next Generation LoL), that episode the Borg collective Guy becomes an individual "You're Hugh" I said greatly relieved, you're Hugh, Hugh with a H It was like I'd been released 'So you're not me after all'.
When he'd gone though I thought, maybe if he had of being me he might have made a better job of being me than I did.