Giddy-up to Goofey-land, Saddle up the pachyderms; Ain't Florida grand. They click and cluck Don't give a ****; They kiss... kiss...kissing And yet they're missing The white hat way of life. They know squat, And that ain't a lot, As they ride off In all directions.
Tip of the hat to Stephen Leacock for the last two lines.