My alter ego, Thomas, seems to have the same problem I do. He's in the hospital withdrawing from alcohol, and also has politicians taking refuge under his bed. The lice in Donald's Trump's hair have demanded rice for breakfast and it's 4:00 in the afternoon. Bernie Sanders is under their clamoring free medical care for everybody, but every time I put the nurses light on and tell them what's going on they say no one's under the bed. I think they're in on it. If this doesn't stop the doctors will think I'm crazy, but we know who the crazy ones are. Right?
I wrote this a few months ago, the last time I was in the hospital.