turmoil: the oily art of turning water into wine and/or vinegar your beard splattered with fried watermelon and savory slices of your finest cheese we suspect our impossibilities are always more prominent to others than they are to oneself a dream is a dress rehearsal for life's becoming a theater of living irony where illiterate actors are born to justify quixotic sentiments and unruly syntaxes this jargon may be absurd but the ground of watery being knows no other mercy save her own