On the 15th of August, We Excavated the tombs of The Queen of Obedience And King Gypt the Meek, Who reigned 12 years before Their daughter, The Preteen Queen of Mesopotamia, Ascended the throne.
Had the elbow of our lead Archaeologist not have pierced The false wall shielding Their hidden resting place, Their elegant tombs would have Remained forever lost.
An ancient parchment, Semi intact but translatable, Lying at the feet of the Kings tombs, Contained a marriage proposal To the young Princess of Obedience From the grand Island of Righteousness, Where he spent years on Her island relearning the ways Of the LORD from her Holy Priest.
It Read: ''I am Gypt, Disciple of righteousness.
From the ends of the earth And Within my lush empire, Many daughters of Eve Have Fallen short to embrace Yahweh's instructions.
But you are without blemish, And perfect as can be!
So take now my golden sceptre, And rule by my side, Until death arrives To Claim our short lives.''