It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse. That fatso stole everything that I had. I was shocked because Santa went bad. All that he gave me for Christmas was the finger and some coal. I decided to get even this morning when I went to the North Pole. I gave his reindeers liquor and got them drunk. When Santa started flying, his ship was sunk. His reindeers crashed and Santa has a lot of broken bones. And to add insult to injury, I pelted the punk with stones. Now Santa is in the hospital in a body cast. I got even for what he did one year in the past.