Jun 2013
It is the great debate*
That has broken many a home
One side says they're right
While the other says they're wrong
Neither side can clearly see
The others point of view
The argument that I talk about
Got it's start inside the Loo
This is my strong opinion
In my attempt to set straight many a soul
The toilet paper goes OVER the top
And not the BOTTOM of the roll
If the wrong millions could only see
That what I say is right
The world in which we all live
Would be a world of paradise
Now that you know just where I stand
I feel that life can carry on
So if you will excuse me please
*All this talk gave me a sudden urge to use the John...
That has broken many a home
One side says they're right
While the other says they're wrong
Neither side can clearly see
The others point of view
The argument that I talk about
Got it's start inside the Loo
This is my strong opinion
In my attempt to set straight many a soul
The toilet paper goes OVER the top
And not the BOTTOM of the roll
If the wrong millions could only see
That what I say is right
The world in which we all live
Would be a world of paradise
Now that you know just where I stand
I feel that life can carry on
So if you will excuse me please
*All this talk gave me a sudden urge to use the John...
