second class
a step below worth it
a kiss away from a person
about an inch down from a woman
two cup sizes more than wife material
about ten kilos too few to bear children
twenty too much for a surrogate mum to pay off
approximately two master's degrees beyond being smart
and too much baggage to be lovable at heart

second class
second class
too much makeup to be beautiful
and too little beauty for less makeup
not really worth the dinner but decent for dessert
a little too aggressive and a little too astute
not beautiful enough to be worth the taming of the shrew
too many opinions to be fun
very funny to rile you up, though
fun to see you get knocked down a peg
or two

second class
second class
second class
good throat, not a lot of gag reflex, i guess
a lot of enthusiasm but not really worth the stress
the same throat talks too much, wish it'd just dry up
good to stick it in, but too curvy to cuddle
are you gonna go to sleep anytime soon?
strong thighs, do you work out or something?
****, yeah, right there, that's good babe
god, i'm so glad you're okay with being casual

second class?
nice enough, just really not all that special
are you
class two
*******
casual, casual
second class
class two
that's you