You better make room at the top, If not I'll push my way into the crowd I'm not going to stop, not asking if I'm allowed. They'll read my name in the paper, watch me. I'll be the reason you spit your morning coffee. That odd kid made a best seller, That weird kid sold up and isn't so lame. Unfortunately they still don't know my name.
I've been chasing a beautiful success Long before you even had a cerebral cortex, The problem with you is you're thinking backwards. I'm a different sort of intellectual awesome If you can't see that, I'll saw you in half Starting right at the corpus callosum. Or I'll just keeping being me Tap the first domino and watch the rest Scattering across the floor in a mess.
I joke about never making it there I'm afraid I'll never get noticed The truth is, I write everyday Just to hope today is the day That I wake up to minimal fame And someday, someone will write me a letter To tell me how something I wrote Made their life change But today I'll stay unnoticed