We bond fantastically : You feed me mice and rice You feed me bones and roses And hi speed wi-fi I'm your favorite pet I'm your toy I'm your cat I'm your pup I'm your horse I'm your bunny You call me your Big Furry Hurricane, Your Savage Cupid, your Golden Doodle You're raising me giving nice baths and haircut To your beloved American Field lab You teach me manners In a natural way Loving and sincere I'm well behaved, anf well trained I'm your emotional crutch I'm your cane You smell the sugarcane within my collar And dive into my waterfalls And hike my mountains You're the camp tent That keeps raindrops and winds far And you cook incredible meals Made of laughter and joy. So I simmer far from the usual cages And leashes and leads I simmer between your eyelashes And I dissolve myself under your island Warm and sweet like instant coffee Making you shiver with thunderous bliss.