One of these days I'll fall in love for sure All these cinematic Shots of me sitting alone Looking depressed With a cat on my lap Will have something To culminate to I'll be the star Of a lesbian romance That will wow the crowds Shock gays through the ages And land me where I truly belong
Hello? Yes, it's me again. I was just wondering if you ever decided to get around to sending me a perfect lesbian lover. The last one didn't work out... yeah, I know. No? You want me to die alone? Fantastic. Alright, I'll let you go now. Just... yes, I'm gonna go cry, is that a problem? Okay, good. Buh-bye!