There once was a very fine cat called Flick. A more respected cat there has never been. Well groomed, very proud and much admired. Flick was well educated and some would say both wise and smart. So well admired and trusted that even fish looked up to him. Now Flick ran a local school which offered very specialized classes. Adult fish would drop their hatch-lings off to learn from Flick. So many hatch-lings were trusted to Flick's care. For many years and generations hatch-lings came and went. Flick's prestige and adoration growing as the years passed. Then one day.... A former hatch-ling... much older and somewhat troubled by life, spoke out aloud of his time at Cat Flick School and of how the Cat Flick upon the hatch-lings was Fed A Pile. By any standard all the fish agreed... such is a Cardinal sin.