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Someone Needs to Get Me Away From My Computer

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Marshmallow factories

Are covered in goo

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Not all of these

Are going to rhyme

 

Roses are red

Violets are purple

Whoever wrote that

Was an idiot

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My favorite is Discord

Who used to be Q

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you count in binary

You'll never have 2

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

MEEP

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue, da ba dee da ba daa...

 

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

I'm Batman

 

Roses are blue

Violets are red

Something is wrong

With my head

 

The Math section is red

Social Studies is blue

I have too much homework

I want to cry

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Please don't get stuck

In the spilled glue

 

Roses are purple

Violets are green

I'm just here revving

My limousine

 

Roses are red

They have thorns

Don't touch them

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want to turn this

Into a haiku

 

Roses are crimson

Violets are the fairest blue

And so fair are you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

That was pretty good

For being written on the fly

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ridiculous Inflatable

Swan Thing

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I need to sleep

No

 

you are so And

sweet is Sugar

blue are Violets

red are Roses

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

There is no try

Do not or do

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Dab on those haters

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Think I'll paint them

On my shoe

 

Roses are red, dilly dilly

Violets are blue

Is this copyrighted, dilly dilly

I have no clue

 

Lavender's blue

Lavender's green

I store my sanity

In a canteen

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm too cynical

And yet too cheesy

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Spellcheck doesn't know meep?!?

 

Roses are rosy

Violets are violet

I want to be

A submarine pilot

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Something something

Pikachu

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Illuminati

They're watching you

 

Gryffindor's red

Ravenclaw's blue

WHY IS IT AN EAGLE

NOT A RAVEN

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Be mine

I'm desperate

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't want romance

Stop asking

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm running low on ideas

We're almost through

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Don't eat too much

 

Roses are red

Never mind

Life's too short

Eat all the sugar you can find

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're still here?

Good job you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Happy Valentines Day

Bye

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Written by
Thoughts_of_an_Introvert
Cisgender Female
Published
Jan 28, 2019
Lines·Words
141·458
Notes

Co-written by some of my family members.

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