Tinsel tickles the tree As baubles glitter with glee Twinkling lights red, green and blue Give the room a colourful hue Presents crammed in a pile Each tied with ribbon gives them style How many sleeps until Santa shows? And will Christmas day have winter snows? Will we hear the Jingle of the sleigh? As Reindeer visit each house, without delay The house is filled with laughter and chatter As relatives visit to eat, drink and pull a ******* Then tummies full they fall to slumber Each proudly wearing their Christmas jumper