Jul 2018
Honey you must be
High risk, high return ;)
I've lent you my love
But you'll most likely be a bad debt
I'll have to write off
You've got a high risk of default
You're not a public offer
Won't give me the disclosures I need
Darling you're private debt
And the riskiest type
Babe, you're the riskiest investment
A structured product
Only the most accredited investor
Can afford your risk
Im only a retail consumer
Barely making ends meet
But you're a bad boy
Risky
And I'm nothing, if not risk-seeking
High risk, high return ;)
I've lent you my love
But you'll most likely be a bad debt
I'll have to write off
You've got a high risk of default
You're not a public offer
Won't give me the disclosures I need
Darling you're private debt
And the riskiest type
Babe, you're the riskiest investment
A structured product
Only the most accredited investor
Can afford your risk
Im only a retail consumer
Barely making ends meet
But you're a bad boy
Risky
And I'm nothing, if not risk-seeking
I thought I'd write a silly poem, it's not fully edited and there's a lot of finance terminology here so I hope it's understandable. This was inspired by cheesy/lame accounting pick up lines.
