I want to rhyme, As a snake wants to lie, With such antiquated works as The Creation of Man, Somehow, once perceived beautiful, should line bedpans, If I go out and see a stream, And hear its babbling in my dreams, Soon becomes shouting abrasive noise, And now, with age, I hope to never hear its voice, The Evil Birds and their hellish songs, May consul mere children, but me no longβ, For I have matured past such childish delight, And would shudder to hear a robin in flight, And no matter how well a work may seem produced, This outdated refuse I refuse to be seduced.