I bore myself for 17 years now.
Let's talk about you.
Do you like to be alive?
Interesting and ...
What fears and anxieties do you have?
Mhhm okay...
What you think we have in common?
.... Do you like having it? ...
What are you feeling after you said it?...
What in world makes you the happiest human? ...

Wow you are very interesting.
Some extraordinary hobbies?
Any siblings? -
How was your drive? -
What's your job? -
Do you hate small talk?

It was nice to meet you.
Hope to see you again.