(dribbled the following cheesy tidbit when mice elf
i.e. Stuart Little and thy spouse Minnie Mouse dwelt
at a previous residence).
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Against credo, ethos,
and genuine holistic integrity
to respond to such an event
as Minnie's or Mickey's, no matter
a reluctance arises to don role as "killer"
tis with only the means and ways
to avoid health crisis that i fervent
lee exterminate existence of other species...
so please no unsolicited mouse a lean nee barbs
against this august gent
tis a marvel to evince the behaviour
of rapaciousness, when nary a hint
extant within me -
except, at a cross roads arises
when vermin take residence
asper an unpaid inhabitant,
this one mortal mwm loathes
to distribute deathly lethal instrument
distribution of d-com
doth not make me feel jubilant,
this chap doth newt
deny pestilential buggars
ought tub beep hoy sinned,
and charged with heinous crime such
as murder committed by a litigant
slapped unfairly
suffer being poisoned
imposing forfeiture reprisal
tomb the tinker-bell tolls
visa vis a role in the realm
within flora and fauna not meant
for humans decreeing
vermin lack purposelessness,
and must be exterminated
to own rights qua life,
liberty and the pursuit of
quietly when staking out an alcove,
cupboard, or mauve wainscoting
reproduction of species would nonchalant
take place if left to their biological devices
this millennial saga
of mice and men perhaps noah occident
and no matter what
means one approaches pursuant
to rid the house of mice,
these creatures reboot toxic tolerance
to incorporate schemes
quite innovative within floorboards,
deep chambers viz zit ting
expansive domestic quadrant
this Brie zee, cream cheesy,
though temporarily dislodged per demise,
the recurrent adaptation reverberant
and stupefy supreme survival skill re:
by a modus operandi
with adaptive qualities salient
ta dum me little nimble,
opal and quizzical rodents
lacking redolence tubby mammals,
though their existence
and devil's blue diet tribe curd dish rant
might be diametrically opposed
to American ethics committee, who slant
the bald (also balled),
bold, and brazen cordon bleu appearance
analogous to a vagrant,
unrepentant truant
sans more than one
little furry Munster of scurrying critters
spur this heir force deputy
issues a poisoned search warrant.