I don't laugh, gawk and point At one who falls down; Unless that one's a clown, And we've plenty to go around. Crusty's in the Kremlin, He's got an act with dogs; Freddie's in the U.N., Freeloading from his friends; Bozo's in a big white house, And I'm bent with tears laughin'.
Freddie: Freddie the Freeloader, a Red Skelton clown.