freshly squeezed from the fruit, your nectar so tasty. one cup I have drank, and then another, and another. perfect amount of sweetness, and not the sugar thats man-made, yet, unlike raw apple, your flavour is so fine. should I put you back in the fridge now, my beloved? or keep you with me, in case I thirst later, walking to the freezer is troublesome work, I do not want to leave the chair I cherish so much. ah, ***** it, I'll finish you off, who cares if it's one big bottle? you make me dry lips moist, my heart beats, and my dopamine release. if I can go back a million years, only bringin one modern tech with me, it would be you, my dear apple juice, as you are mankinds best invention. I love you, marry me, I'll always be loyal to you. who needs a girlfriend, or ntr? as long as you are with me.