Dan was a vegetarian-wiseman A three square prayers a day man. So deep in the den Dan stuck to the plan And ended the night as he began With ALL his limbs no less than Before the lion became his new best fan.
Now the king saw Dan was no mere stunt man So he sent out an urgent all points telegram And overturned his ill-concieved prayer ban (Which was previously proposed by a bunch of conmen) And he told the people of EVERY clan: "We must ALL fear the God of fearless Dan".