Like my new do? I paid quite a lot You got ripped off, dear, You might even sue.
How are you today? Just a quick answer please I don’t have the time To hear of your bad knees. I’m doing fine, knowing You don’t want to hear My problems and stresses I won’t bend your ear.
A “white lie” is easier Makes conversation go fast Then again, you just never know When you might hear the real truth It could be quite a blow. So beware
the truth is…
If you don’t want the real truth? Perhaps you shouldn’t ask.
I don't usually write silly poems, but at a poetry gathering the challenge was to write a poem beginning with "the truth is" and the truth is I could not come up with anything serious that didn't also sound sappy, so I went for silly!