In this chair is where I'll be, It is where I will be when I write the grandest novel. In this chair is where I'll be, It is where I will string together the most magnificent predicate, I will sow my words to make the most wonderful sentences. In this chair is where I'll be when I watch it all come together, A Voyer to the construction of a spider web of fiction, Spun so gracefully. It is a lot to behold in such a chair, a chair in which chafes the fringe of my buttocks. A chair that wails. It is very old, and its cracks are showing, for after all it is little more than a dying tree, mutilated for our comfort, though, it has become my own discomfort, In this chair is where I will be, When I purchase a new Chair, and the that is where I will be......