Once there were tea ladies, with mystique, Our morning thirsts, they did pique, Broad of stern, Trolleys of urns, Lovely biscuits, sometimes cakes, Morning pangs, they did slake, Big happy smiles, tea lady's here, Did we greet her with a silent cheer, And by the way, What was your name? Where did you go to, bye, Gone to make tea pots in the sky, Once were tea ladies, with mystique, Our morning thirsts, they did pique......