Wutsa matter wit you? Whirr you frumm? You from summ furren country? Cain’t you tawk better den at? Murruhkunz doan tawk Inglush lie cat. We talk good Inglush. We tawk da bess Inglush. Ain’t nobody tawk better den us. Irregardless of whut kine uh furriner you are You could not tawk so ignernt. It’s a insult tah good Murrukuhns tawkin lie cat. You should be imburrst to tawk ataway in public. Should be ashaymt uh yerself.
Yenno, peepo c’n perject thur ignernce ’N thur lack intelluhgunce so easy. They jess open up thur mouths ’N let the dumbness fall out ’N thur it is, fer alll to see. Yude thank they’d realize what dumshits they are ’N not let thur mouths write checks Thur butts cain’t cover. But, no. They’s flappin’ thur yaps an babblin’ ‘Bout nothin’ at all, ’n actin’ the pure fool Lack thur mamas din teach them nuthin. Well, nuthin’ good, at lease. Me, muhseff, I thank sumbuddy Shoulda kicked thur butts From here ta Sundee.
But, thass jess me. I know thurs a buncha bleedin’ heart libralls out thur That wanna let peepo get by with crap jess ‘cause Sumbuddy is a Niger er ‘cause they’s Messcun Er sum kinda ******* heathen er ‘sump’n, But I thank thass jess wrong. Peepo gotta talk good jess to respeck the flag ’N God n’ country. Or go home. Yeah, go on back to whatever Godless place You ’n your race ’n yer ideas is okay. We rilly doan need ‘em here. We’s good, God fearing’ peepo and hard working too. So, if that ain’t you, *** on yer camel ’n ride Back tah whurever you cumm frumm Till you c’n tawk good Iinglush lack decent fokes.