It's 10 pm and the heat just hit me The AC is off but I couldn't be more happy Touched my first palm tree and dipped my hand in the toilet Grabbed a cab to the city, on the seat there was a death threat For breakfast we had Bananas foster, po'boys and hash brown When Amanda power walked I had to tell her to slow down By the Mississipi river I drank a peach daquiri The waitress wanted more tips and across the streets she chased me Strippers gave me the finger, ****** begged for ****** We were stuck in traffic cause of the constant flash floods In a Camaro and a Werewolf to creep with vampires and slaves Talking about plantations by the old family graves And you were so beautiful under that big oak tree Even more in the rain outside that locked cemetery On Bourbon street the homeboys were asking for hugs And I gave away all my coins to some thugs We ate jambalaya and fried green tomatoes The ladies were halfnaked but no one called them hoes In a blacksmith shop with no electricity We drank Morgan and got wasted with some other swedes Wherever we went we felt the smell of **** From every balcony people were throwing beads All the ***** sounds were drowned out by the air condition On the floor Hoyt from True Blood was changing positions Then Chris slept like a baby when the cockroach sang him lullabies For some reason it made more sense than "bridge may ice"