A boy and I arrive at the teacher's desk at the same time There's an awkward flurry as we try to figure out who should get a paper first But eventually the boy defers to me "Chivalry isn't dead," the teacher jokes, and the boy laughs with him I head back to my desk, tongue bitten between my teeth I seem to have a talent for that But part of me wants to turn around and tell them No Chivalry's been dead for a while now And I'd answer the question in their eyes with That was just common, human courtesy