Would you like to be in my movie
I'm going to make you a star
You'll be my leading lady
Feel free to come as you are

It will be billed as a comedy
With a bit of romance in the mix
We'll have oodles of fun in the making
I'll even put you on my A-list

When we're not busy in the filming
We can both go over our lines
Where you tell me you love me
And I'll repeat back in kind

It will have its share of sequels
I'm thinking more than 4 or 5
We might even make the cover of People
That way we'll know we've arrived

So let's try and set up a meeting
Discuss over dinner what we can do
About you being in my hit movie
Where I'll make a star out of you