I looked as you got out from the house I was suddenly swayed by your manliness So lovely and rugged in your checkered shirt Dark beard so scruffy and muscles so rippling.
You slowly walked towards me like a panther The birds suddenly sang ting a ling a ling ding **** You slowly stretched your arms and whispered Huh? But I cannot hear what you say, what is it?
Are you going to **** me at this very moment? With just your looks you can but I beg you don’t! You sized me up and down and I was scared but then Thank goodness you are simply a Lumbersexual.
You opened the zipper of your worn-out jeans Ooohh! What a huge “hatchet” you have there You poured everything and I accepted silently I cannot complain nor retreat for I am just a tree!
Day 6: Write a poem of any length incorporating every word from your latest FB status update in any order.
My FB status is: "ooohh Lumbersexual is in the house"
Thank you lumbersexuals or urban lumberjacks. Why oh why was this my latest FB stat? Gaaaahhh..!! I tried my best tsk tsk...