How badly I want to be in that John Hughes film I want the cheesy romance That reeks of tears for fears And looks like the **** or geek or criminal That sixteen candle Sitting on your 944 porche With the credits rolling up kind of romance Please leave your notebook at home Locked up with a vow you don't remeber. I want that weird science kind of chemistry A day off involving you I can look pretty in pink I can look pretty in Hughes of you.