King of the park is my little paper lion he struts his stuff like he owns the world prowls and growls rubbing and snubbing while he eats from is little pink bowl But he is KING!! king in his own back yard his eyes amber and black as he stealthily creeps beautifully lean prowling unseen dangerously mean ever so fluffy and oh so virile so powerful too leaving his mark rubbing the bark so very King! 'So watch me human, watch me be magnificent as i pounce on this butterfly' "yes.. you are a magnificient derp nugget" Oh but he does have a nasty streak attack and retreat spitting and clawing meowing and mawing as his grey fur stands on end and bristles like a bottle brush and the lazy lion thing is lazily lounging after a busy night on the town spreading his affection in every direction he is now king of the chair king of the cushion he is declared triumphantly throughout the land fanfare please "THE SOFA KING .. all hail the SOFA KING!"(annoying feline) oh dear.. my little paper lion.. believing he is king king of the jungle 'But i am king! aren't i human? okay well, just of the park maybe but i am a little bit king- ish.... aren't i?' silly little pouty McWhiskerface what a pity fluffy little kitty just make your self pretty pouting and sulking "Now that is no way for a king to behave now let me fluff your cushion *while you drink your milk and eat your Dreamies"
If you have a cat you will understand :o3 Haha i have no idea where i was going with this, some of it rhymes, some of it doesn't.. bit of a mess really..oh well. But it is all completely how our cats are.. our little paper lions... :o)