I've a question Needing resolve; It's not as big As the start of the universe; Or the existence of the netherlands. It's not a To be or not to be, Or anything about the Papacy, Or the question of the Trinity; Or any other religious decree. It's not a question of good or bad, Or why I'm here, Or why we're sad. I'm not asking about nucleur waste, Or our desire to travel outer space. Those are big ones I couldn't ask, I can't answer ones so vast. No, this itch I have That needs a scratch, This ***** of an itch That archs my back: What should it be. What will I make, A caf or decaf? My great debate.