I am single - again And a girl who has needs So boys I beg you To follow my lead I have a mouth That likes to be kissed Softy and gently It's not to be missed Don't stick your tongue in Like a pneumatic drill Or **** on my face Like a puppy on pills My lips have nerves That give me pleasure & pain They like to be savoured Not tugged on in vain And my ******* ... Please don't pummel It doesn't do much They react much better To a sweeter touch Nor do my ******* Respond to twisting I am not a radio This will not make me sing! A gentle squeeze Or a kiss or a tickle Will get you much further I'm not being fickle And boys.... I beg you Now this is the worst .... My ****** won't bite you (Forgive my outburst!) You might like to touch it Caress it or play I'm happy to guide you If you lose your way It's not just a place For your **** to settle Treat it with love and You'll open my petal Now, I'm not hard to please But it's time this was said And these aren't just my needs To keep me in bed For us single lasses Who you want to impress We don't care about income Or the way that you dress We want some attention That shows that you care There is no manual Of this I'm aware We're each of us different But we'll tell you just ask We'll show you the way And keep you on task It's about mutual pleasure Believe me it works And if you follow this guide There'll be more perks So boys please remember If you promise me bliss Be strong - be gentle And start with a kiss!