This is the ** Manifesto, let's pray, What is the first rule to say? Never volunteer today! What is the next rule to say? Rest up while you can each day! What is the third rule to say? Any love is good love at our age! What is the fourth rule to say? Say: Never mind, blip happens always! What is the fifth rule to say? Kafka, you're fabulous today! What is the sixth rule to say? I must not participate this day! This is the ** Manifesto! Read and learn, now off you go!!
Bit of a giggle, but quite effective. Feedback welcome.