I think I figured something out Math teachers are, well, Vampires They find pleasure in ******* your soul out Slowly draining the life out of you By making you do countless Long and complex equations Until you are simply put, A mindless zombie under their command Just one of many in their legion of the undead Continuously reciting number after number nineteen, seven, thirty-two, twenty-five x squared minus nine equals twelve His unchanging face, fangs and perfect teeth Of course don't help his case very much They just help me prove that math teachers Are infact, Vampires