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Oct 2015
Insomniac, dehydratedΒ Β & approaching mid life crisis seeks:
true love, uncomplicated, that likes cats
Hobbies include: sleeping in the ****, fishing for compliments
& making strange condiments

If you are interested please
reply below & leave your number
P.S : Must like quoting Hollywood movies
& walking on the Beach
this isn't a real advertisement.. just wrote this for a joke..... so please don't spam me with telephone numbers..unless you fit the profile of course..in which case I want to hear from you (joke)
Dreams of Sepia
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Dreams of Sepia  Somewhere in the Universe
(Somewhere in the Universe)   
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