I'm hangry
So hungry I could eat a horse
I'm irritable, passive aggressive, irate
But don't fight me, feed me
Be my daily bread
Don't let me get this agitated
Nourish me until I sleep well
I'm laying dozing and filled to the brim
I have the patience of a saint, then
But when I'm hungry I get mad
I'm dizzy, weak and sulk alone
But you can bring me from my slump
If you'd let me indulge
I'm on a feeding frenzy but I won't get fat
My health and mental stability
Depend on my ability to binge
So stuff me, shovel it in
Unless you like this volatile *****
I'm crazy, spinning, murderous
I'm hangry
So please **** me!