You’re just a pumped up, Jumped up pile of blather And I’d rather hear a cat Yowling under my window Than what you bellow When someone is stupid Enough to hand you a mike. And I’d like to remind you How unkind you are to many That you daily look down on, Calling them losers and morons, When the title refers more to you Because of the incredibly crass Times you are an ***, a buffoon.
I pray that soon, you will wake up And take up some kind of therapy That will bring clarity to your mind That is fogged by hair products Or some early conduct of a parent Because it is apparent you suffered From lack of parental training. Or it was raining on manners day And you stayed home to play Or count your pay from dividends From your trust fund. That’s just one Of the multitude of benefits you had That made you barking mad today; That made you say horrible things About women in general and inaccurate Statements about Mexicans and about Better politicians than you will ever be.
If suddenly history goes completely nuts And elects your ***; a misogynistic, Unrealistic a sophistic stranger to reality As you turned out to be, it will be sicken me. You had more given to you without effort, And in that desert of a mind of yours, Which bores most of us to tears, Somehow the years of plenty Denied to so many and gifted to you Have left you with nothing fun to do But brag about yourself. You’re an ugly elf.