Miss Wilde Miss Wilde he says with a smile Miss Wilde Miss Wilde he shakes his silly head
I cook a grand meal but not without leaving behind a mess Classic Miss Wilde he says Classic Indeed!
I'm ***** and clumsy efficient but messy I mix up my words pronounce things funny I sit on the floor in funny positions I'm kind but sarcastic innocent but ***** knocking things over tripping over flat surfaces stealing the blankets sleeping in strange positions these things he calls quirky these things he says are part of me these things make me scared one day he'll say Oh Miss Wilde Miss Wilde I've known you awhile But you're just a child Miss Wilde You had me beguiled But your personality is really quite mild Miss Wilde Your antics have got me all riled You're wild Miss Wilde and I'm absolutely reviled so go on your way get out get out to the sandbox and play because you're just a child My dear young Miss Wilde
Olivia Wilde is reportedly very messy, he only ever calls me Miss Wilde now.