Jun 2015
All hail the internet!
The master of us all.
The one who watches day and night,
And guards the human thrall.
All hail the internet!
Our lives without are vain.
Throughout the day we worship you,
Without you life's mundane.
All hail the internet!
Your knowledge unconfined.
Forget the days of reading books,
That time is far behind.
All hail the internet!
We're now smarter and we're kind.
No one argues anymore,
About a dress they find.
Oh, forget the internet.
I can't do this anymore.
That place is twisted and corrupt.
I'd leave but there's no door.
The master of us all.
The one who watches day and night,
And guards the human thrall.
All hail the internet!
Our lives without are vain.
Throughout the day we worship you,
Without you life's mundane.
All hail the internet!
Your knowledge unconfined.
Forget the days of reading books,
That time is far behind.
All hail the internet!
We're now smarter and we're kind.
No one argues anymore,
About a dress they find.
Oh, forget the internet.
I can't do this anymore.
That place is twisted and corrupt.
I'd leave but there's no door.
My friend originally had this idea of "All hail the internet" and challenge me to make a poem about it. So here it is.
P.S. If you don't know what dress I'm talking about, that's good. Keep it that way.
P.S. If you don't know what dress I'm talking about, that's good. Keep it that way.
