Unload your vetted earnings in the collection baskets, small price to pay for holy water's kickback, God thundered an indignant snort 'pon gold filled prospered coffers within corporate excesses of enriched gaudy churches wondering when HIS word had begotten misconstrued in clergy's interpretations of powers' self-aggrandizement and pontificating gratification;
whilst the huddled masses were starving midst the pews
Yes, I know this one is controversial. To each his/her own.